World of Text

chompybacon:

i shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins

(via rehire)

rockholmes:

i hate most disney channel shows because they’re the same basic premise with different characters

and also who the fuck does costume design

no one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans with twenty bracelets

(via notperfectlypretty)

la-nula:

i just want one famous text post. is that too much to ask for

(via la-nula)

dekutree:

shoutout to the guy who actually answers yahoo questions

(via mynamestylercalvert)

ohshititsgreg:

I’m pretty sure all of Taylor Swift’s songs are about cabbage

(via s-merp)

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

(via the-perksofbeingugly)

danimansutti:

why do girls still get body hair hasn’t evolution realized ain’t nobody got time for dat

(via the-perksofbeingugly)

grimybear:

the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry

(via neondynamite)

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

(via neondynamite)

hungarian:

“dude i saw her personality from across the street & i was like daamn!!”

(via s-merp)